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[Nystul]

If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?

This one reminded me of a motivational speaker back when I was in high school. The entire high school was assembled for this guy. I have no idea what his topic was (drugs, I suppose), just this one thing has stuck with me. He said "I'm going to yell something three times and I want you to yell it back, and then I'm going to ask a question and I want everyone to answer." So he yells "White!" three times and we yell it back.

Then he yells "What does a cow drink?!" And we all yell back "MILK!"