An early sign of aging?

[Nystul]

I am getting old because I am starting to seriously consider a life without either driveway to shovel or lawn to manage. I don't feel like spending energy on either anymore.

P.S. I still get a kick out the look of surprise on some cashiers' faces when, after counting out the change that I gave them and inputting the total to the cash register, they find that they get to hand me a single quarter. :whistling:

That's what neighbor kids are for. You can pay them a ridiculously low sum of money and then chuckle while watching from the window as they screw up your yard. :D But now I don't feel old anymore, just young and poor. I'm still looking forward to the day when I finally have my own yard, even though I will probably let the grass grow knee high and get infested with mosquitoes and thistles.