06-05-2003, 02:51 PM
Personal note to "Reason":
1.) Go outside; that's the place beyond the door to your dorm room. I know it's scary, but you can do it. Pick up some SPF 45 while you're out there. Note for future reference: your skin is supposed to have a healthy pink tint to it, perhaps even a bit of tan... not be transparent and blotchy white.
2.) Get a girlfriend. That doesn't mean ogling your anime yet again. When approaching a member of the opposite sex, you'll be looking for different versions of attractiveness other than interior lighting, transparent outer shells and "big heatsinks".
3.) Take some of that plethora of cashola you seem to have and attend a play. See a movie. Visit a museum. Try a different culture's food. Buy a friend a beer. Get a car. Learn to ski. Learn to ride. Join a gym. SOMETHING.
Jebus. They're actually people like this out there. :(
*gets scared as the X-files theme comes up* :blink:
1.) Go outside; that's the place beyond the door to your dorm room. I know it's scary, but you can do it. Pick up some SPF 45 while you're out there. Note for future reference: your skin is supposed to have a healthy pink tint to it, perhaps even a bit of tan... not be transparent and blotchy white.
2.) Get a girlfriend. That doesn't mean ogling your anime yet again. When approaching a member of the opposite sex, you'll be looking for different versions of attractiveness other than interior lighting, transparent outer shells and "big heatsinks".
3.) Take some of that plethora of cashola you seem to have and attend a play. See a movie. Visit a museum. Try a different culture's food. Buy a friend a beer. Get a car. Learn to ski. Learn to ride. Join a gym. SOMETHING.
Jebus. They're actually people like this out there. :(
*gets scared as the X-files theme comes up* :blink:
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.