Ever get the sort of news that just stuns you?

[DeeBye]

Of course, I may very well follow through with a threat made decades ago, when after a night of heavy drinking, I swore I'd name my first child 'Trouble' and then turn it loose on the world.

Because I am old. And crochety. And eccentric. And I can get away with stuff like that.

If the child is a boy, name him "Askim". If she's a girl, go for "Asker". You'll have loads of fun introducing your kid to strangers :lol: