09-16-2006, 02:52 PM
Pope. Islam is violent!
Islam. No we are not!
Pope. Yes you are!
Islam. ARE NOT!!! **Firebombs a church and kills people to prove their point**
Islam. See, I told you we are not violent, this is a religion of peace! And sex with goats who must now wear privacy diapers because the sight of exposed goat vaginas make our men wild and have lustful thoughts, and then they have to marry the goat.
Pope. So, you are violent and in to beastiality?
Islam. NO WE ARE NOT! **Assorted explosions and wild barnyard sounds are heard in the background**
Sigh
So... When these guys get their 72 virgins or whatever when they die, how come there is not an explicit statement of what KIND of virgins they get?
Baa.
Baa?
Islam. No we are not!
Pope. Yes you are!
Islam. ARE NOT!!! **Firebombs a church and kills people to prove their point**
Islam. See, I told you we are not violent, this is a religion of peace! And sex with goats who must now wear privacy diapers because the sight of exposed goat vaginas make our men wild and have lustful thoughts, and then they have to marry the goat.
Pope. So, you are violent and in to beastiality?
Islam. NO WE ARE NOT! **Assorted explosions and wild barnyard sounds are heard in the background**
Sigh
So... When these guys get their 72 virgins or whatever when they die, how come there is not an explicit statement of what KIND of virgins they get?
Baa.
Baa?
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."