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Nathan Zohner, a teenager from Idaho falls, interviewed 50 americans over the stricter control of the dangerous chemical dihydrogen monoxide. He had plenty of good reasons, it can cause excessive sweating or vomiting, is a major component of acid rain, in its gaseous form it causes severe burns, inhalation can kill, it contributes to erosion, decreases the eficiency of car brakes and is found in the tumors in cancer patients. It is not suprising 43 of the 50 people suported a ban of this dangerous chemical, and good luck to them. Dihydrogen monoxide, or H2O, is more comonly known as water.

Try and leave off any racist/harsh jokes, as I think some of them are a bit OTT.
What is this life if, full of care
We have no time to stand and stare.

No time to stand beneath the boughs
And stare as long as sheep or cows.
No time to see, when woods we pass,
Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.

No time to see, in broad daylight,
Streams full of stars, like skies at night.

No time to turn at Beauty's glance,
And watch her feet, how they can dance.
No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich that smile her eyes began.

A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
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