06-28-2006, 10:37 PM
This reminds me of the time one of my roommates was attacked and beaten up pretty badly while walking back to our house drunk from a party. Waking up in the middle of the night and hearing the individual who got attacked being asked by another one of our friends who had taken him into our bathroom to clean him up, "Do you want me to put your nose back in the center of your face?" is always good.
The next day there was an article in the paper about the incident... except they got the time of day, number of attackers, make and model of the attackers' car, the hospital he was eventually taken to, the area in which he was attacked AND the day itself that he was attacked on wrong.
I seriously think someone at the paper heard about the incident and then just decided to make up the rest. It was an amazing piece of journalistic integrity.
The next day there was an article in the paper about the incident... except they got the time of day, number of attackers, make and model of the attackers' car, the hospital he was eventually taken to, the area in which he was attacked AND the day itself that he was attacked on wrong.
I seriously think someone at the paper heard about the incident and then just decided to make up the rest. It was an amazing piece of journalistic integrity.
--Mith
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Jack London
I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Jack London