05-28-2006, 02:23 AM
A new york feminist was driving 120 when she saw the flashing lights in her rear view mirror. She pulled over. Bubba the deputy sheriff swaggered to her car and bawled out "little lady, no one speeds through the great state of Georgia."
She replied, "Sherman did."
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn't see anything, but on the second day, she fell into line. The second guy married a MN gal; he says I told my wife she had to do all the cooking and cleaning. The first day he didn't see any change, but the second day, she fell into line. The third guy married a SD gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all of that, plus the laundry. The first day he didn't see anything, nor the second day, but on third day, the swelling went down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Did you hear about the guy who moved from Iowa to Minnesota and raised the average IQ in both states.
She replied, "Sherman did."
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn't see anything, but on the second day, she fell into line. The second guy married a MN gal; he says I told my wife she had to do all the cooking and cleaning. The first day he didn't see any change, but the second day, she fell into line. The third guy married a SD gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all of that, plus the laundry. The first day he didn't see anything, nor the second day, but on third day, the swelling went down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Did you hear about the guy who moved from Iowa to Minnesota and raised the average IQ in both states.