Not now! The neighbors are watching!

[Alram]

the sex offender registry listed only the house address, not room numbers.

What about a large apartment building where thousands live?

She said she feels sorry for Haskett -- but only a little. Vigilance is necessary, she said. She also thinks Haskett should examine the conduct that started the incident.

"Certainly, he could check out a book from the library on dinnertime etiquette," Burdette said. "He's not a pimply-faced teenager. He could have come to the door that night like a grown-up."

Sounds like this could be a potential mother-in-law from hell. I'd advise him to get a new girlfriend.