04-25-2006, 02:42 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-25-2006, 02:42 AM by Premezilla.)
What's six inches long that every woman wants?
....a twenty-dollar bill.
Three men are waiting at the Heavenly Gates. St. Peter comes up to them and asks each of them how they died. The first guy says "Well, I came home early one day, because I knew my wife was cheating on me. I looked all over the apartment, but couldn't find the sonofagun. When I stepped outside to the patio for some air, though, I saw the badturd hanging onto the railing! I started kicking him, punching him, and throwing anything I could grab at him. He finally let go, and fell 16 stories down. He didn't die, though, because he hit some bushes. I was so mad, I went back into the apartment, unplugged the refrigerator, went back out, and tossed it over the railing. It fell on the guy and smooshed him! I felt so bad afterwards that I took my gun and shot myself."
"That's pretty harsh," said St. Peter. Turning to the next guy, he asked him how he died.
"Well, I was out on the patio of my apartment, doing some exercises, when I tripped and fell over the railing. Luckily, I managed to grab the railing a few floors down. Just when I'm about to climb up, this guy comes outside, and starts kicking me and punching me! I lose my grip, and fall all the way to the ground. I hit some bushes, and I thought I was safe, but the next thing I see is this huge refrigerator falling towards me. That's all I can remember," he says.
St. Peter says "Wow, that's pretty harsh as well. How did YOU die?" he asks, turning to the third guy.
The third guy shuffles nervously before saying "Imagine this. I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."
....a twenty-dollar bill.
Three men are waiting at the Heavenly Gates. St. Peter comes up to them and asks each of them how they died. The first guy says "Well, I came home early one day, because I knew my wife was cheating on me. I looked all over the apartment, but couldn't find the sonofagun. When I stepped outside to the patio for some air, though, I saw the badturd hanging onto the railing! I started kicking him, punching him, and throwing anything I could grab at him. He finally let go, and fell 16 stories down. He didn't die, though, because he hit some bushes. I was so mad, I went back into the apartment, unplugged the refrigerator, went back out, and tossed it over the railing. It fell on the guy and smooshed him! I felt so bad afterwards that I took my gun and shot myself."
"That's pretty harsh," said St. Peter. Turning to the next guy, he asked him how he died.
"Well, I was out on the patio of my apartment, doing some exercises, when I tripped and fell over the railing. Luckily, I managed to grab the railing a few floors down. Just when I'm about to climb up, this guy comes outside, and starts kicking me and punching me! I lose my grip, and fall all the way to the ground. I hit some bushes, and I thought I was safe, but the next thing I see is this huge refrigerator falling towards me. That's all I can remember," he says.
St. Peter says "Wow, that's pretty harsh as well. How did YOU die?" he asks, turning to the third guy.
The third guy shuffles nervously before saying "Imagine this. I'm hiding in a refrigerator..."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. At least you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes." ~?
Stonemaul - Sneakybast, 51 Rogue
Terenas - Sneaksmccoy, 1 Rogue
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
Stonemaul - Sneakybast, 51 Rogue
Terenas - Sneaksmccoy, 1 Rogue
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!