Cell Phone Jamming?

[Doc]

I am finding that I have to break the law less and less. A couple of places I frequent to eat have jammers. They may be doing so illegally, but they do it because the customers demand a better dining experience. And in one place, since the jammer has been installed, business has done nothing but gone up. And it's sort of common knowledge that a couple of these places are being jammed.

If not a jammer, all one has to do is place a fine wire mesh under the wall paper, and ground it. I think. Or something like that. Some places are "remodeling" to put in "legal" ways to jam cellphones.

Now, if only there was a baby jammer. Don't get me wrong, I love kids, but I want to savagely beat the ignorant dimwits that think bringing a squalling infant to a movie or to a fine dining establishment is a good idea. You can get away with that crap at McDonalds, but it's just wrong to do it in fine dining establishments.

One of the local golf courses I hear might be installing a series of jammers to get the rude dimwits off of the course that disrupt everything by talking on the phone constantly. It's a private club, and has a strict code of conduct, and they have been on the news saying the cell phone issue has got out of hand.

And, as an aside, cell jammers are getting better and better. Some of them look like diabetes blood sugar monitors. Some look like beepers. Some even look like cellphones, which is kind of funny when you think about it. For the fine gentleman, you can get cell jamming cufflinks. You can even buy a fine writing pen that jams signals.

Or, if you are a cheapskate, you can go to radioshack and buy everything you need to make one your self for about 20 dollars.

The genie is out of the bottle. The technology to jam is to readily available to the fed up public. The government now has little choice as I see it. It is going to happen anyway, so they might as well make it legal for businesses to protect their interests and create dead cell zones. It would be better this way, because then for liability purposes, they could post signs saying this is a dead cell zone, so that way ignorant doting soccer moms and people that think they are so much more important than everybody else and simply must be reached can go some place else that caters to them. (Which there will be a market for. Some business owner is going to have a sign saying cell phones welcome, and these pricks will be lined up to get in and scream at the top of their lungs to be heard over one another.)