03-13-2006, 04:07 PM
Occhidiangela,Mar 13 2006, 10:59 AM Wrote:I had heard those two sets intersect, perhaps it is unfounded rumor.
Doc: Those aren't jokes, those are political soundbytes, and bumperstickers. (I like a few of the points underlined, however.) A joke would be more like the Houses of Congress (rim shot) or something along these lines:
"Tom DeLay; that name was not earned from his frat brothers due to his success with co-eds."
"What's the difference between Hummus and Hamas? The difference between a gut bomb and a car bomb."
"What's the difference between a neoconservative and the Tin Man? The Tin Man finally got a heart."
My favorite joke came in this morning's newspaper: a feisty little Shi'ite cleric named Sadr borrowed a GW Bush rhetorical device. He called the US, UK and Israel "The Triad of Evil." (I chuckled when I read it. :lol: ) Aping GW Bush's rhetoric style is like copying from a D student on a chemistry test.
Occhi
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Neocons and the Tin Man.
:lol:
I don't much care for Neocons. :blink:
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."