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http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-forg...d-children,101/
It's from 2002 but it's seemingly timeless.
Quote:"Though grave and terrible sins have been committed, our Lord teaches us to turn the other cheek and forgive those who sin against us," said the pope, reading a prepared statement from a balcony overlooking St. Peter's Square. "That is why, despite the terrible wrongs they have committed, the church must move on and forgive these children for their misdeeds."
That's a home run right there.
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I was always partial to the writings of Herbert Kornfeld:
http://www.theonion.com/personalities/he...feld,1019/
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Quote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-forg...d-children,101/
It's from 2002 but it's seemingly timeless.
That's a home run right there.
Brilliant. And unfathomably (word?:o) sad. It makes me angry.
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03-30-2010, 02:42 AM
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The onion has been funny for quite a long while, and sadly enough is actually closer to the truth then some...
The onion taken seriously
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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04-15-2010, 04:41 AM
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Quote:That's a home run right there.
Sometimes, rather than cry, it's better to laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgRz3nSG7o
All hail Octavia!
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADncN9HIa4...feature=channel
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.