I come pleading for help

[Kruxx06]

The backstory
I went to England last week-end where we partook in some of the local eateries, among others a chinese restaurant and a shady-looking Indian place. We had some hot food both places. At the Indian place, I also had the chocolate ice cream for dessert.

The story:
Fast forward to Tuesday morning. Having returned home monday evening, I woke up having to go to the bathroom, which never happens.

Typically food poisoning takes around 12 hours to set in. So odds are it's from whatever you had to eat Monday night. Perhaps the sandwich you ate had some bad Mayonaize on it?

Personally whenever I encounter something like this, I like to try to balance things out, and so I will break out a MRE (It's a army ration that stands for Meal Ready to Eat, however known to those in the service as Meals Refusing to Exit.) and eat one of those. Drink lots of water (try to stay away from coke -- it doesn't help you stay hydrated) and keep hydrated.