College

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Good thing my labs don't use chemicals anymore. I just stand around and watch a machine crush material samples.
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Lucky dog. You just stand around? How are you learning anything?

Exactly. I'm more likely to give my number to someone I don't think is just trying to get into my pants.

How's this for a slightly unreasonable lab rule:

No contacts in the lab.

Apparently, once upon a time in Canada, someone got something behind a contact and went blind in that eye as a result. But if I don't have contacts in, I'm blind in both eyes, guaranteed. My eyesight is five times as bad as the usual threshold for "can't drive without vision correction". Which is more dangerous, contacts in or contacts out?

My teacher recommended that I either get prescription glasses or full safety goggles.

I think all guys deep down just want to get into a girl's pants.

and yes, that is a very funny rule. I wear contacts as well, and I can't see worth anything without them. My glasses aren't up to prescription either, so I can't see with them.