04-28-2003, 02:48 AM
Sheesh, when will men learn. There are a very few simple steps to take to avoid virtually all problems.
1) get some female friends and talk to them until your simple processor can handle at least some Java (preferably get the female friends BEFORE you're in this kind of bind).
2) compliment her. The words "you look pretty" somehow beat the system -- they are interpreted literally by the JVM in ways we don't need to understand.
That's basically it (the important ones, anyways).
Hmmm wait. I just realized the real problem.
Get a mac. Forget C and Java: start thinking like a cocoa app :D.
gekko
1) get some female friends and talk to them until your simple processor can handle at least some Java (preferably get the female friends BEFORE you're in this kind of bind).
2) compliment her. The words "you look pretty" somehow beat the system -- they are interpreted literally by the JVM in ways we don't need to understand.
That's basically it (the important ones, anyways).
Hmmm wait. I just realized the real problem.
Get a mac. Forget C and Java: start thinking like a cocoa app :D.
gekko
"Life is sacred and you are not its steward. You have stewardship over it but you don't own it. You're making a choice to go through this, it's not just happening to you. You're inviting it, and in some ways delighting in it. It's not accidental or coincidental. You're choosing it. You have to realize you've made choices."
-Michael Ventura, "Letters@3AM"
-Michael Ventura, "Letters@3AM"