"I have never"

[kandrathe]

I have never

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• been stung by a bee
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• smoked marijuana
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• driven a 4 wheel drive vehicle in 4 wheel drive mode
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• hung up on a telemarketer before allowing them to finish their marketing pitch
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• worn a watch on my right wrist
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Boy, I am the black sheep. I had to really think hard about things I've never done given the purity of the former answers.

I have never;

• been stung by a scorpion or poisonous snake<>
  
• smoked trout or salmon<>
  
• driven anything larger than a 4 ton vehicle<>
  
• hung up a door to door sales person before allowing them to finish their pitch<>
  
• worn a watch for the past ten years ( I refuse now to be highly time managed)<>
  
• climbed a mountain taller than 10K feet<>
  
• dived deeper than 120 feet<>
  
• passed out drunk and awoke in another country<>
  
• jumped out of an airplane without at least two parachutes<>
  
• exceeded a land speed of 45 mph without a vehicle for propulsion<>
  
• paid for sex<>
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  As I've aged I've given up much of the wretched excess of my youth, however celibacy will never be a nom du jour applied to moi. Frankly, while I might have waited to take up the mantle of "wild thing" until my mid 20's. I look fondly back at the naivete' of those awkward hormone enraged years. Besides, I tended to be the seduced rather than the seducer. Poor me. :)