Robot Jox was the best movie ever made

[jahcs]

Out of the entire film there was maybe 2 minutes worth watching. Unfortunately the actors, dialogue, or some writer's dumb idea would interrupt the flow. If you decide to watch this movie just wait until you see the 'transformation' of the Market's mech. If you can relax, not pay anything to see it, and have nothing better to do (like clean your toenails, scrub the fridge, enable popups on your computer, etc) then this movie is watchable.

To be fair, here is a review from an Amazon customer that explains why this movie is even watchable:

Campy fun at it's best, February 27, 2003
Reviewer:    Tyler Tanner (Los Angeles, CA United States) - See all my reviews 

"War has been outlawed" are the first words you hear as the camera slowly makes it's way through a snow covered battlefield. Meanwhile anyone past the age of 15 is thinking, "How the heck do you enforce that?" If you take this movie seriously, I fear for your children. This is a perfect example of a guilty pleasure movie if I ever saw one. Stop motion special effects, glossy form fitting spandex jumpsuits and over the top characters. It's all here!!! Adults will be howling and kids will be entertained. The stand out is Paul Koslo as the evil Russian, Alexander. He won me over with the furrowed brow, dead stare and exclamations such as "All right!! Now I Kill You!!"
This is definite Genre fun. If you liked Spacehunter, Ice Pirates, Battle Beyond the Stars and Mega Force then you know what I'm talking about. I recommend the said above as well. "Crash and Burn" Baby! Enjoy.

Amazon's Reviews of Robot Jox -- BTW, What's the singular of Jox?