08-15-2004, 09:13 PM
Quote:I taught my horse arithmetic, which it learned with no difficulty, and algebra was a breeze. It would even prove theorems in euclidean geometry, but when I tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly and make violent head motions in resistance.
Quote:The importance of new, exciting, invigorating and utterly unique philosophical paradigms linking the consumption of chocolate and the infinite search for truth is paramount. And may I be so bold as to say both are intrinsically linked - without one; the other does not exist; no chocolate, no truth, no life."I binge therefore I'm pudgy"