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[kandrathe]

Here are some other things to ponder or interject into the conversation while drunk or high;

• To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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• I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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• I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
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• If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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• Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.
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• I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
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• It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.<>
  [st]All courtesy of Jack Handy. And, this one makes a good closer;
  

  Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
  --Jack Handy