03-30-2003, 10:35 PM
Hail Yrrek,
You see, on the Lounge's last anniversary, all of us mods went out to celebrate. Long story short, we were all pretty drunk and standing on top of Everest, oddly enough in nothing more than our underwear and body paint. This was too much for Lemming, who through himself to his death...that is why he was the first to return - Lemmings are used to that kind of stuff. Well, as the rest of us made the long walk home, we soon ran out of provissions, and...needed for at least three of us to survive. Well, we did the only fair thing we could: decided why each of us had to live. Bolty was the owner, so he was in. Griselda is the only female mod, so she was in. I'm the only elven mod, so I was in. Poor old Mav had nothing special about him...so we traded him into slavery at some remote McDonnalds, in exchange for food.
They want us to pay for three Happy Meals if we want to release him from this lifestyle. We intend to do it...sometime. Do you know how much a Happy Meal costs though? It doesn't make me too happy, believe you me!
You see, on the Lounge's last anniversary, all of us mods went out to celebrate. Long story short, we were all pretty drunk and standing on top of Everest, oddly enough in nothing more than our underwear and body paint. This was too much for Lemming, who through himself to his death...that is why he was the first to return - Lemmings are used to that kind of stuff. Well, as the rest of us made the long walk home, we soon ran out of provissions, and...needed for at least three of us to survive. Well, we did the only fair thing we could: decided why each of us had to live. Bolty was the owner, so he was in. Griselda is the only female mod, so she was in. I'm the only elven mod, so I was in. Poor old Mav had nothing special about him...so we traded him into slavery at some remote McDonnalds, in exchange for food.
They want us to pay for three Happy Meals if we want to release him from this lifestyle. We intend to do it...sometime. Do you know how much a Happy Meal costs though? It doesn't make me too happy, believe you me!
May the wind pick up your heels and your sword strike true.