Let's make totally outrageous claims!

[Saxywoo]

...To this end, one easy test to determine if the breech is gas-tight is to clamp your mouth over the barrel of the gun and suck as hard as you can to sense any seepage of air. As part of this test, one should pull the trigger at the same time. This is to determine if the seal is broken while the action is cycling.

I invented the Darwin Awards.....

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