07-07-2004, 03:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-07-2004, 03:45 PM by LemmingofGlory.)
John Kerry misspoke. He meant announce John Edward as his running mate, not John Edwards. When reached for comment, Edward said the mistake was understandable and added, "The voices of the restless undead will no longer go unheard in this great country!" Continuing, Edward commented: "With my abilities, John Kerry will have the best cabinet available. Franklin Roosevelt, John Kennedy, Thomas Jefferson, and Jesus Christ are our top considerations. And thanks to his timely death, we're also considering Ronald Reagan."
-Lemmy
-Lemmy