Let's make totally outrageous claims!

[JustAGuy]

My 9 year-old sister is actually running the country. All this stuff about elections, government, that's just to make us think we have a little bit of control over the system. The prime minister is a figurehead, my sister is actually in control.

Ah, see, she may be running the country, but I INVENTED the government. Actually, I invented and implemented most forms of government used in the world today. I had nothing to do with that American system though, those guys are nuts. Pay for medicare? I'm not that heartless.

Here's an outrageous claim:

The signature at the end of Fragbait's posts is quite reasonably sized. :)