07-01-2004, 07:40 PM
My 9 year-old sister is actually running the country. All this stuff about elections, government, that's just to make us think we have a little bit of control over the system. The prime minister is a figurehead, my sister is actually in control.
McDonald's food isn't THAT bad for you.
I wrote Beethoven's fifth. In the future, I will travel back in the time machine that I created and write it for him. Then I will visit myself in the present (July 2005) and give myself oodles of cash that I got for inventing time travel.
*waits*
Oh, and one last totally outrageous claim: I am NOT God.
McDonald's food isn't THAT bad for you.
I wrote Beethoven's fifth. In the future, I will travel back in the time machine that I created and write it for him. Then I will visit myself in the present (July 2005) and give myself oodles of cash that I got for inventing time travel.
*waits*
Oh, and one last totally outrageous claim: I am NOT God.