07-01-2004, 03:01 PM
TheDragoon Wrote:Scientists are now beginning to believe in the possibility that humans are descended from fish. Thus, the search for a missing link should be done off-shores in the nearby ocean bottoms such as in the Mediterranean Sea. This search has begun to lend some credibility to those who have claimed to see mermaids as it might be some sort of mysterious pre-human creature.
I didn't get this for a second. I was thinking along the lines of "scientists do think humans are from fish but through a lot of other animals, so this is a religious joke.
Now a political joke: They did find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, just not nuclear, or biological. They did find a chemical weapon that uses explosives in a long small tube to discharge pellets of a toxic heavy metal. This distribution system has the ability to send these poisons several feet into the air.
There's two, maybe three jokes in that. Can you find them?
Also:
Stalin is still alive. In 1953 when he "died" he was sent to a secret lab, got plastic surgery, some brain surgery and a lot of pills, and now lives near Norfolk, VA. He works at a car shop andgoes to the movies every few weeks.
I started a buisiness when I was 3 and sold for 100 billion 5 years later.
I may be dead, but I'm not old (source: see lavcat)
The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
Some people in forums do the next best thing to listening to themselves talk, writing and reading what they write (source, my brother)
The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
Some people in forums do the next best thing to listening to themselves talk, writing and reading what they write (source, my brother)