07-01-2004, 02:13 PM
So back in 7th grade I had a period where my English teacher got really sick unexpectedly and they were forced to find us some random substitutes. One week, we got a sub who said she was really a hairdresser and she just substitute taught on the side. In addition, she made the following claims (and got really agitated if people disagreed or looked incredulously at her):
Now for some of my own:
Scientists are now beginning to believe in the possibility that humans are descended from fish. Thus, the search for a missing link should be done off-shores in the nearby ocean bottoms such as in the Mediterranean Sea. This search has begun to lend some credibility to those who have claimed to see mermaids as it might be some sort of mysterious pre-human creature.
The reason that stuffed animals are all slightly different is because they are the remains of living creatures. Each suffed animal has its own unique DNA sequence which gives rise to the subtle differences one observes. Those who are estabilished in the stuffed animal growing industry view the "Build-a-Bear" outfits as unnaturally trying to duplicate their operations.
If you keep making that face, it will stick.
Timex recently had to recall their latest line of Ironman watches when it was discovered that they had inadvertantly been given the ability to stop time. Watches with that feature are not due out until 3rd quarter of 2021.
Little do people know, the show Stargate is actually a reality TV documentary.
Quote:quote from Crazy Teacher
I inherited my fortune from one of my grandparents who, as a metallurgist, invented lead back in the 30's.
People in the Middle Ages lived in caves and communicated by a language based upon clicks and grunts.
Now for some of my own:
Scientists are now beginning to believe in the possibility that humans are descended from fish. Thus, the search for a missing link should be done off-shores in the nearby ocean bottoms such as in the Mediterranean Sea. This search has begun to lend some credibility to those who have claimed to see mermaids as it might be some sort of mysterious pre-human creature.
The reason that stuffed animals are all slightly different is because they are the remains of living creatures. Each suffed animal has its own unique DNA sequence which gives rise to the subtle differences one observes. Those who are estabilished in the stuffed animal growing industry view the "Build-a-Bear" outfits as unnaturally trying to duplicate their operations.
If you keep making that face, it will stick.
Timex recently had to recall their latest line of Ironman watches when it was discovered that they had inadvertantly been given the ability to stop time. Watches with that feature are not due out until 3rd quarter of 2021.
Little do people know, the show Stargate is actually a reality TV documentary.
-TheDragoon