06-23-2004, 09:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-24-2004, 04:03 AM by Obi2Kenobi.)
DeeBye, if looks could kill, we'd all have justice, but fortunately (or unfortunately, if they don't have enough sense to look away) for those around you, they can't, so just stop attempting to insult us in your insult thread and go back to what you know best - oh, wait I forgot... What exactly do you know best? Or rather, what exactly do you know?
Someone once said that they could write a book containing everything that Richard Nixon(?) knows, claiming that it would be the shortest book ever written. I can do better; I can write a book containing everything you both know, as it won't be any longer.
If my only hope to avoid hearing you was to watch every episode of American Idle for as long as the show was around, I would call up Simon and all the executives to whatever channel it's on, and personally donate everything in my name, after mortgaging my house twice rather than have to listen to your mindless, cretinous drivel for one more second.
Did you hear that they just discovered a new torture method? Apparantly, they tatoo your picture to the inside of people's eyelids in glow in the dark ink.
If Bill Gates were to give me 1 million dollars for every post of yours I read, I would instead turn myself into prison for a crime I didn't commit to prevent myself from ever having to accidentally stumble upon another idiotic post.
I've seen better sentences typed out by a quadripalegic monkey with Tourette Syndrome.
I'm not worried about offending you, I'm afraid you will be so angry you might come to my house and then I'll have to see you in person.
Quick, someone call animal control, oh, wait, nevermind, that's not a dog, it's just a very hairy person who likes to urinate in the bushes and smell piles on dung on the ground.
Here, this one is for you, Deebye: All about you.
You made this "competition" because you knew that you are fully unable to comprehend the awesomeness of a real battle: that of the greatest game ever, Full Contact Ping Pong, and are thus unable to judge it and get a real winner. Instead, you start this little nancy king competition, in which everyone wins, and you lose. I say everyone wins, as you are nobody. At least, no one worth knowing.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-12/562...eBye_Insult.jpg
Do offending your sensibilities by saving the file on a host that doesn't allow the proper file type count as an insult?
/edit: Added the super image shown above (through the link)
//edit: I wrote this while talking on the phone. The grammar shows. Although I suppose poor grammar would only accentuate the point I was making (that of the idiocy of DeeBye, implying that he isn't worth a proofread).
Someone once said that they could write a book containing everything that Richard Nixon(?) knows, claiming that it would be the shortest book ever written. I can do better; I can write a book containing everything you both know, as it won't be any longer.
If my only hope to avoid hearing you was to watch every episode of American Idle for as long as the show was around, I would call up Simon and all the executives to whatever channel it's on, and personally donate everything in my name, after mortgaging my house twice rather than have to listen to your mindless, cretinous drivel for one more second.
Did you hear that they just discovered a new torture method? Apparantly, they tatoo your picture to the inside of people's eyelids in glow in the dark ink.
If Bill Gates were to give me 1 million dollars for every post of yours I read, I would instead turn myself into prison for a crime I didn't commit to prevent myself from ever having to accidentally stumble upon another idiotic post.
I've seen better sentences typed out by a quadripalegic monkey with Tourette Syndrome.
I'm not worried about offending you, I'm afraid you will be so angry you might come to my house and then I'll have to see you in person.
Quick, someone call animal control, oh, wait, nevermind, that's not a dog, it's just a very hairy person who likes to urinate in the bushes and smell piles on dung on the ground.
Here, this one is for you, Deebye: All about you.
You made this "competition" because you knew that you are fully unable to comprehend the awesomeness of a real battle: that of the greatest game ever, Full Contact Ping Pong, and are thus unable to judge it and get a real winner. Instead, you start this little nancy king competition, in which everyone wins, and you lose. I say everyone wins, as you are nobody. At least, no one worth knowing.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-12/562...eBye_Insult.jpg
Do offending your sensibilities by saving the file on a host that doesn't allow the proper file type count as an insult?
/edit: Added the super image shown above (through the link)
//edit: I wrote this while talking on the phone. The grammar shows. Although I suppose poor grammar would only accentuate the point I was making (that of the idiocy of DeeBye, implying that he isn't worth a proofread).