Time for more jokes

[Striker]

As we all know, Mahatma Ghandi was a spiritual man, one who's life was based somewhat on a simple way of life. For example, Ghandi usually walked around wearing sandals that, more than likely, were uncomfortable to wear over long distances. Another example is his eating habits. He would eat very simple foods and usually just enough to keep his strength up. Due to these types of foods, however, he was afflicted with an unpleasant smelling breath.

So in a way, Ghandi could be described as:

A super calloused, fragile mystic, cursed with halitosis.