Time for more jokes

[WarBlade]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Occhi, I almost choked to death on a big swill of Coke as I read that. Damn near spewed it all over my monitor, too! You're killing me. Literally! :D Keep up the good jokes my man.

That one was part of a longer series of nusrsey rhyme piss takes that have done the email rounds.

Enjoy . . .

> > Jack and Jill
> > Went up the hill
> > To have a little fun-
> > Stupid jill
> > Forgot the pill
> > And now they have a son.
> >
> > Old mother hubbard
> > Went to the cupboard
> > To fetch her dog a bone
> > When she bent over
> > Rover ran over
> > And gave her a bone of his own
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb
> > Her father shot it dead
> > Now it goes to school with her
> > Between two hunks of bread
> >
> > Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
> > Her clothes all tattered and torn.
> > It had not been the spider that crept up beside her
> > But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
> >
> > Simple Simon met a Pieman
> > Going to the fair
> > Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
> > What have you got there?"
> > Said the Pieman unto Simon
> > "Pies, you #$%&head!"
> >
> > Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
> > humpty dumpty had a great fall
> > all the kings horses and all the kings men
> > had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast
> >
> > Mary had a little lamb,
> > It walked into a pylon,
> > 10,000 volts went up it's arse,
> > And turned it's wool to nylon.
> >
> > Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
> > Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> > When the boys came out to play
> > He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.