05-09-2004, 10:04 PM
Adapted from German:
A man comes to the doctor and says: "I don't understand this! Maybe something's wrong with my trusty ol' pecker, my wife doesn't want to have sex with me anymore, and this is going on for 6 months now!"
The doctor examines him carefully, but can't find anything and finally advises him to send his wife into the surgery.
Next day, the man's wife comes in, and before the doctor even gets the chance to examine her, she starts to talk:
"Doctor, please listen. It's not that I'm feeling unwell or something, it's just...
Well. 6 months ago, I applied for a job as a warehouse clerk and luckily got the job. Unfortunately, I overslept the next day, which was my first day at work! I dressed, ran down to the street, called a cab and the driver brought me to my work. I realized that I had forgotten my purse, and when I told the cab driver, all he would say was: "So, we can either drive on to the police at once, or..." Well, being late already, I decided to go with 'or', and we did it on the backseats. After I cleaned up, I hurried to work. When I entered the warehouse, my storage supervisor already stood there waiting and questioned me why I was so late. I told him I overslept, and all he said was: "Well, we can either go to the boss right now, and you can tell him that, whereupon you'll get fired straight away, or..." As you can surely imagine, Doctor, I didn't want to lose my job on the very first day I had it, so I once again went with 'or', and we did it in the store. Thing is, after the laborious workday, I still didn't have my purse with me, and when the cab driver came to fetch me, I had to face the choice again: "Either I'll drive off without you right now, or..." - I plumped for 'or' again. This time we did it on the frontseats... So you see why I really was tired and didn't feel like having sex with my husband when I came home, don't you? You know, this is going on for the last six months, and that's why my husband is so vexed. Now that you know the truth, what are you going to do?"
The Doctor pondered for a moment and then replied: "Well, either we can go to your husband and retell him your intriguing story with each and every detail, or..."
:lol:
Greetings, Fragbait
A man comes to the doctor and says: "I don't understand this! Maybe something's wrong with my trusty ol' pecker, my wife doesn't want to have sex with me anymore, and this is going on for 6 months now!"
The doctor examines him carefully, but can't find anything and finally advises him to send his wife into the surgery.
Next day, the man's wife comes in, and before the doctor even gets the chance to examine her, she starts to talk:
"Doctor, please listen. It's not that I'm feeling unwell or something, it's just...
Well. 6 months ago, I applied for a job as a warehouse clerk and luckily got the job. Unfortunately, I overslept the next day, which was my first day at work! I dressed, ran down to the street, called a cab and the driver brought me to my work. I realized that I had forgotten my purse, and when I told the cab driver, all he would say was: "So, we can either drive on to the police at once, or..." Well, being late already, I decided to go with 'or', and we did it on the backseats. After I cleaned up, I hurried to work. When I entered the warehouse, my storage supervisor already stood there waiting and questioned me why I was so late. I told him I overslept, and all he said was: "Well, we can either go to the boss right now, and you can tell him that, whereupon you'll get fired straight away, or..." As you can surely imagine, Doctor, I didn't want to lose my job on the very first day I had it, so I once again went with 'or', and we did it in the store. Thing is, after the laborious workday, I still didn't have my purse with me, and when the cab driver came to fetch me, I had to face the choice again: "Either I'll drive off without you right now, or..." - I plumped for 'or' again. This time we did it on the frontseats... So you see why I really was tired and didn't feel like having sex with my husband when I came home, don't you? You know, this is going on for the last six months, and that's why my husband is so vexed. Now that you know the truth, what are you going to do?"
The Doctor pondered for a moment and then replied: "Well, either we can go to your husband and retell him your intriguing story with each and every detail, or..."
:lol:
Greetings, Fragbait
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