05-05-2004, 05:43 PM
Wow, I'm all for multi-function appliances, but this is ridiculous!
WARNING: User of this electronic device may form a strong emotional bond with the music contained herein. The erasure of said data by a non-user may result in bodily harm, exile, or death. Do not taunt happy fun iPod.
WARNING II: Do not apply forcefully to head, as injury may result. Especially do not apply repeatedly, as this may result in bleeding, skull fracture, or possible death. Do NOT taunt happy fun iPod.
WARNING: User of this electronic device may form a strong emotional bond with the music contained herein. The erasure of said data by a non-user may result in bodily harm, exile, or death. Do not taunt happy fun iPod.
WARNING II: Do not apply forcefully to head, as injury may result. Especially do not apply repeatedly, as this may result in bleeding, skull fracture, or possible death. Do NOT taunt happy fun iPod.