05-05-2004, 03:43 PM
Quote:Apple iPod Responsible for Death of Local Man
A misleading headline. The girlfriend is responsible. The iPod was just the tool used to create the injuries which killed the man.
Headlines like that can cause the cattle, er, general public, to panic and demand warning labels, file wrongful death lawsuits against Apple, and require permits for any device capable of downloading an MP3.
Quote:Caution: do not swing this device in a forcefull manner at or near bystanders, household pets, or fragile items. Use of this product may cause serious injury or death when used as a club, especially if your significant other is a psyco.
BTW: I have to say the headline did do it's job, it caught my attention.
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