Time for more jokes

[Lady Vashj]

The orchestra was halfway through Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, and the conductor was nervous. Earlier, he had caught his bass section passing around a bottle, boozing up right before the performance. They were doing all right so far, but now he needed extra effort from them. He was so nervous that as he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand, scattering the sheets everywhere. His worst fear had been realized:

It's the bottom of the ninth, no score, and the basses are loaded!