04-30-2004, 06:24 PM
Lessee... Jokes, jokes, jokes... Um...
Hey, have you heard the one about Blizzard releasing the 1.11 patch for StarCraft, that- Oh, wait, that's no longer a joke.
Oh well, perhaps I've used this one here before.
A boss had to fire one of his employees, Martha or Jack. Both were excellent workers and so the decision was a very difficult one.
The day after the Christmas office party, the boss decided that whichever one took a water cooler break first would be the one to receive their marching orders. Unfortunately, as the boss stared out through his office door to the water cooler, both Jack and Martha arrived at the same time. In desperation, he decided that whoever left the cooler last would be the one.
Jack left first, as Martha was slightly hungover from the party the night before. As she fumbled in her purse for some painkillers to take with water, the boss stepped out of his office.
"Now Martha..." He said, "This isn't an easy thing to say, but I have to lay you or Jack off..."
"Then could you jack off?" Martha said. "I've got a headache."
Hey, have you heard the one about Blizzard releasing the 1.11 patch for StarCraft, that- Oh, wait, that's no longer a joke.
Oh well, perhaps I've used this one here before.
A boss had to fire one of his employees, Martha or Jack. Both were excellent workers and so the decision was a very difficult one.
The day after the Christmas office party, the boss decided that whichever one took a water cooler break first would be the one to receive their marching orders. Unfortunately, as the boss stared out through his office door to the water cooler, both Jack and Martha arrived at the same time. In desperation, he decided that whoever left the cooler last would be the one.
Jack left first, as Martha was slightly hungover from the party the night before. As she fumbled in her purse for some painkillers to take with water, the boss stepped out of his office.
"Now Martha..." He said, "This isn't an easy thing to say, but I have to lay you or Jack off..."
"Then could you jack off?" Martha said. "I've got a headache."
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
BattleTag: Schrau#2386
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
BattleTag: Schrau#2386