04-27-2004, 01:28 PM
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are walking through a junkyard, and they see a $20 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?
Nobody. The smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny don't exist, and the dumb blonde think's it's a candy wrapper.
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A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a drink, and says, "Anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man next to him notices his white cane, so refrains from decking him straight off, but explains, "The bartender is blond. I am blond, and a semi-professional boxer. The man on the other side of you is blond, six foot four, and built like a Buick. My girlfriend here is a blonde, working on her Master's degree, with a black belt in judo. Do you truly want to tell this joke?"
The blind man considers for a moment, and says, "Nah. Not if I have to explain it four times."
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I think y'all might get the idea that I'm not blonde.
Nobody. The smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny don't exist, and the dumb blonde think's it's a candy wrapper.
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A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a drink, and says, "Anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man next to him notices his white cane, so refrains from decking him straight off, but explains, "The bartender is blond. I am blond, and a semi-professional boxer. The man on the other side of you is blond, six foot four, and built like a Buick. My girlfriend here is a blonde, working on her Master's degree, with a black belt in judo. Do you truly want to tell this joke?"
The blind man considers for a moment, and says, "Nah. Not if I have to explain it four times."
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I think y'all might get the idea that I'm not blonde.
Creator of "The Corrupted Wish Game": Rules revised 06/15/05
"It was a quiet day...the kind of quiet that happens just before the entire Sioux nation comes up over the ridge."
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"It was a quiet day...the kind of quiet that happens just before the entire Sioux nation comes up over the ridge."
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