Stupid stuff you thought about as a child

[yangman]

Back when I was in ESL class, my teacher once told us about the Christmas tradition of kissing under the mistletoe. Being the English newbie that I was, I misheard "mistletoe" as "Ms. Otto". So, untill I realized that "Ms. Otto" was actually a shrub about a week later, I had in my head this image of a woman, dressed in green and red, hanging above doorways, and couples passing under her would have to kiss.

Thank goodness for captioned pictures. :D