Don't Eat That!
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Cryptic,Apr 8 2004, 10:00 PM Wrote:To win a bet once, I ate some army ration crackers from a surplus store that had been sealed in a can for 25 years.
* Artega snickers.

Just had to pick at this: misplaced modifiers can make otherwise normal sentences downright hilarious.

I recall a girl in my 10th Grade English class writing a report on sex, of all things, and having this (edited) sentence in her report:

"The condom goes over the (male genitalia), which is made of rubber."

Read that carefully :)
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Don't Eat That! - by Doc - 04-08-2004, 01:15 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Doc - 04-08-2004, 05:50 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Kartoffelsalat - 04-08-2004, 09:03 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Count Duckula - 04-08-2004, 09:12 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Artega - 04-08-2004, 09:59 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Cryptic - 04-08-2004, 10:09 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Rhydderch Hael - 04-09-2004, 12:04 AM
Don't Eat That! - by DeeBye - 04-09-2004, 02:10 AM
Don't Eat That! - by [wcip]Angel - 04-09-2004, 01:47 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Obi2Kenobi - 04-10-2004, 01:08 AM
Don't Eat That! - by gimlisam - 04-10-2004, 05:54 PM
Don't Eat That! - by klaptonic - 04-10-2004, 07:59 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Artega - 04-10-2004, 09:56 PM
Don't Eat That! - by [wcip]Angel - 04-10-2004, 10:31 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Doc - 04-10-2004, 10:47 PM
Don't Eat That! - by [wcip]Angel - 04-10-2004, 10:52 PM
Don't Eat That! - by Doc - 04-11-2004, 12:20 AM
Don't Eat That! - by Vandiablo - 04-11-2004, 02:16 AM
Don't Eat That! - by Rhydderch Hael - 04-11-2004, 03:34 AM
Don't Eat That! - by DeeBye - 04-11-2004, 03:43 AM

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