04-10-2004, 05:26 AM
Quote:I added a super bonus Fisher Price Little People person in the image. I had little choice, as my home is filled with thousands of them.
Ah superb. I tend to follow Dave Barry's home-reno plan... my floor covering is Barbies. My Little Ponies tend to be the Kitchen's floorcovering, while the Barbies dominate the family room. That's fine with me, because they're more plush, and I spend more time in there watching the TV.
Cabbage patch dolls make superlative footstool padding, however. They're versatile! Slip one or two of these babies (pun intended) under your legs when you stretch your feet onto the coffee table (shh... don't tell my wife that, I'll get hurt) and.... ahhhh... bliss. So soft.
The Fisher Price Loving Family and Little People tend to stay off my floor, however. I bought them a house, goddamnit... they better live in it, or there'll be war.
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.