03-29-2004, 10:20 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-29-2004, 10:21 PM by Rhydderch Hael.)
"...here we see a BEF officer attempting to load the last of a dozen or so kittens into an aperature made into the side of the shell case.
Prior to the main attack, an artillery barrage of catnip-charged shells is lobbed at the enemy positions, showering the hapless Hun with tons of the herb. Then, the kitten-filled shells are lobbed at the trenches, fused to burst a hundred feet above the German lines. The unharmed kittens descend gently, by the grace of their fluffy fur and light weight, into the enemy trenches.
Once landed, the kittens attack with all the tenacity and annoyance accorded by their kind."
Failed Weapons of the Great War, Vol. IX
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