03-24-2004, 12:06 AM
Hrm.
Mine was a Japanese commercial that I saw on a videotape that somebody brought back from a Japanese vacation. I have no idea what the product is called, but, I reckon it was like Beano or GasX.
A little hairy cave man is sitting by the fire, his face clenches, his eyes squeeze shut, and his teeth grind. He grunts, and cuts loose with the loudest longest gurglingly resonant disgusting fart you could possibly imagine. The plants wilt and all of the dinosaurs around him die, with flying dynos falling from the sky and a T Rex kicking over on his back and his legs kicking in the air like a dying bird. It's a mix of animatronics and CGI. It was made around the time Jurassic Park came out. At the end of the commercial, the gist of what is said is "If only he had had product X!"
I quite nearly had a stroke laughing at it.
Mine was a Japanese commercial that I saw on a videotape that somebody brought back from a Japanese vacation. I have no idea what the product is called, but, I reckon it was like Beano or GasX.
A little hairy cave man is sitting by the fire, his face clenches, his eyes squeeze shut, and his teeth grind. He grunts, and cuts loose with the loudest longest gurglingly resonant disgusting fart you could possibly imagine. The plants wilt and all of the dinosaurs around him die, with flying dynos falling from the sky and a T Rex kicking over on his back and his legs kicking in the air like a dying bird. It's a mix of animatronics and CGI. It was made around the time Jurassic Park came out. At the end of the commercial, the gist of what is said is "If only he had had product X!"
I quite nearly had a stroke laughing at it.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."