03-23-2004, 08:54 AM
....1. You rush over to Sears to have your clothes repaired because
their durability is low
2. You sell your wedding ring because it doesn't have enough mf
3. Your best friends are pawn shop owners named Gheed, Elzix, and
Jamella.
4. You spend hours chasing woodland animals in order to gain experience.
5. Your wedding vows included "till lag do us part"
6. Your gravestone reads: "(Your name) lvl 78 (he has lost experience)
Death takes it's toll of $32,000
7. Your list of ten things to do before you die includes reaching lvls
90-99.
8. Your friends can't come over because you're transferring items
9. You wonder if you'll get to go to the Pandemonium Fortress after you
die
10. You call your local pest control center because you have a case
of those darn "PK vermin"
11. You scoff at the Harry Potter movies, because you know that it's
not "real" magic. One hydra would teach them all a thing or two!
12. You habitually carry around jars of tomato juice, blueberry jam,
and grape jelly "just in case"
13. You don't speak to your significant other for a week because for
Christmas, they got you a shirt that requires 45 strength to wear when
you obviously only have 43.
14. You routinely check your local used prosthetics store for a leg
that once belonged to Wirt
15. You refuse to go on your family trip to cattle country,
because you feel you 'just aren't ready to tackle the cows'
16. Whenever you hear a *chk* sound, you glance around to make
sure you don't get hit by a trap
17. Even though you work in an office 9-5, you brush up on your plumbing, engineering, and diplomatic skills because you want to beef up your synergies
and finally....
17. You wonder when K-Mart (or Wal-Mart) will start stocking yellow,
green, and gold items, instead of those crappy "Blue" light specials.
(Get it? BLUE, YELLOW, GREEN, GOLD? Rarity of items?)
Well folks, I had a pretty good time coming up with these. Feel free to add more, let me know what you think, and if I come up with any more I'll add them. Adios!
their durability is low
2. You sell your wedding ring because it doesn't have enough mf
3. Your best friends are pawn shop owners named Gheed, Elzix, and
Jamella.
4. You spend hours chasing woodland animals in order to gain experience.
5. Your wedding vows included "till lag do us part"
6. Your gravestone reads: "(Your name) lvl 78 (he has lost experience)
Death takes it's toll of $32,000
7. Your list of ten things to do before you die includes reaching lvls
90-99.
8. Your friends can't come over because you're transferring items
9. You wonder if you'll get to go to the Pandemonium Fortress after you
die
10. You call your local pest control center because you have a case
of those darn "PK vermin"
11. You scoff at the Harry Potter movies, because you know that it's
not "real" magic. One hydra would teach them all a thing or two!
12. You habitually carry around jars of tomato juice, blueberry jam,
and grape jelly "just in case"
13. You don't speak to your significant other for a week because for
Christmas, they got you a shirt that requires 45 strength to wear when
you obviously only have 43.
14. You routinely check your local used prosthetics store for a leg
that once belonged to Wirt
15. You refuse to go on your family trip to cattle country,
because you feel you 'just aren't ready to tackle the cows'
16. Whenever you hear a *chk* sound, you glance around to make
sure you don't get hit by a trap
17. Even though you work in an office 9-5, you brush up on your plumbing, engineering, and diplomatic skills because you want to beef up your synergies
and finally....
17. You wonder when K-Mart (or Wal-Mart) will start stocking yellow,
green, and gold items, instead of those crappy "Blue" light specials.
(Get it? BLUE, YELLOW, GREEN, GOLD? Rarity of items?)
Well folks, I had a pretty good time coming up with these. Feel free to add more, let me know what you think, and if I come up with any more I'll add them. Adios!
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. At least you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes." ~?
Stonemaul - Sneakybast, 51 Rogue
Terenas - Sneaksmccoy, 1 Rogue
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
Stonemaul - Sneakybast, 51 Rogue
Terenas - Sneaksmccoy, 1 Rogue
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!