03-20-2003, 03:12 AM
...but you have to understand: Speed is life. Speed is addictive. Speed is SPEEEEEEEEEEED, man!
When you see the blur that a maxxed-framerate Fury accomplishes... there's no turning back. Cranium Basher, Hellslayer, Mess' Reaver... yes yes... all nice.
But not FAST. Not THAT fast. There's a certain sense of huge satisfaction knowing that you're ripping your opponent to shreds... by shredding. If you want a one punch wonder... build a bear. Go take a Berserker out for a spin.
Alas. The Road to Ruin is well mapped...
Goreshovel...
Hwanin's Justice...
Ribcracker...
IKOgreMaul...
Oh, I've tried! A Silence'd Ogre Maul, both the big axes, even Phase blades. I've tried. But the speed isn't there. Watching the animation under those framerates causes my eyelids to itch. TOOO.... BLOODY... SLOWWWWW....
It's all about Whappity Factor. And Whappity Factor demands speed. The more, the better. It's the same disease that haunts us to build our Feral Rage up to huge slvls, as well. Ground speed is addictive as much as weapon speed. Having life leech in the 50-60 percentiles ain't bad either.
My name is Nicodemus Phaulkon, and I am a speed junkie. Arooooooooooooo, and good night.
*tips helm*
When you see the blur that a maxxed-framerate Fury accomplishes... there's no turning back. Cranium Basher, Hellslayer, Mess' Reaver... yes yes... all nice.
But not FAST. Not THAT fast. There's a certain sense of huge satisfaction knowing that you're ripping your opponent to shreds... by shredding. If you want a one punch wonder... build a bear. Go take a Berserker out for a spin.
Alas. The Road to Ruin is well mapped...
Goreshovel...
Hwanin's Justice...
Ribcracker...
IKOgreMaul...
Oh, I've tried! A Silence'd Ogre Maul, both the big axes, even Phase blades. I've tried. But the speed isn't there. Watching the animation under those framerates causes my eyelids to itch. TOOO.... BLOODY... SLOWWWWW....
It's all about Whappity Factor. And Whappity Factor demands speed. The more, the better. It's the same disease that haunts us to build our Feral Rage up to huge slvls, as well. Ground speed is addictive as much as weapon speed. Having life leech in the 50-60 percentiles ain't bad either.
My name is Nicodemus Phaulkon, and I am a speed junkie. Arooooooooooooo, and good night.
*tips helm*
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.