Humorous quote.

[Roland]

An old video, but a classic. The end made me think of Occhi. Ironically, I almost spit Coke everywhere when I read it. ;)

http://www.wam.umd.edu/~rui/BitterFilm.html

Edit:
http://titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/

This one made me laugh alot -

- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.