02-27-2004, 06:18 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-27-2004, 06:20 PM by Nicodemus Phaulkon.)
Father Paul: "Will you attend services in the House of God?"
Me: "Nope"
Father Paul: "Will you raise your children to love and serve God?"
Me: "Yup"
Father Paul: "Will you have your children raised and confirmed as Catholics, and worship in the House of God?"
Me: "Yup"
Father Paul gives his interviewee a piercing stare that lasts about 30 seconds, then says the interview is concluded
I was in and out in 20 minutes. I walked around the yard of the Church waiting for my wife to come out of her own interview; she took an hour and 45 minutes. Seems she had to deal with some concerned issues from the Father. ;)
But then again, my wife believed it was sinful and immoral to patently lie to a priest of God. I wasn't encumbered by such thoughts at the time, and it was getting close to lunch anyway.
Anyway! Completely correct, Pete... I'm supposed to raise my children into the Catholic faith; better get on that, I suppose. Oh wait, it's almost lunch time again...
*tips helm*
Me: "Nope"
Father Paul: "Will you raise your children to love and serve God?"
Me: "Yup"
Father Paul: "Will you have your children raised and confirmed as Catholics, and worship in the House of God?"
Me: "Yup"
Father Paul gives his interviewee a piercing stare that lasts about 30 seconds, then says the interview is concluded
I was in and out in 20 minutes. I walked around the yard of the Church waiting for my wife to come out of her own interview; she took an hour and 45 minutes. Seems she had to deal with some concerned issues from the Father. ;)
But then again, my wife believed it was sinful and immoral to patently lie to a priest of God. I wasn't encumbered by such thoughts at the time, and it was getting close to lunch anyway.
Anyway! Completely correct, Pete... I'm supposed to raise my children into the Catholic faith; better get on that, I suppose. Oh wait, it's almost lunch time again...
*tips helm*
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.