02-05-2004, 05:03 PM
Just what we need, hackers of all stripes and colors finagling their way into top-secret networks to use them for their own trite, ridiculous ends.
[Nervous NORAD Lieutenant]: Sir! We're intercepting some kind of text string from an outside source ... someone is trying to hack into the missile control system!
[NORAD Commander]: Johnson, report! What does it say!
[Lieutenant]: Decoding now, sir ...
[Commander]: Dammit Johnson, speak to me, lives are on the line here ...
[Lieutenant]: Got it! It reads ... "Itamz ... plz give ... hlp ... Occy Cham? plz hlp ... baba plz ..."
:P
[Nervous NORAD Lieutenant]: Sir! We're intercepting some kind of text string from an outside source ... someone is trying to hack into the missile control system!
[NORAD Commander]: Johnson, report! What does it say!
[Lieutenant]: Decoding now, sir ...
[Commander]: Dammit Johnson, speak to me, lives are on the line here ...
[Lieutenant]: Got it! It reads ... "Itamz ... plz give ... hlp ... Occy Cham? plz hlp ... baba plz ..."
:P