Fake corks?

[Jeunemaitre]

... vis a vis North African population growth: Islam in Paris by 2105, unless Charles martel the Second arrives at Tours.

An associated note: last I heard, the need for teachers in Italy had reached a new low as miniscule birth rates persist, and the average age of the Italian population continues to climb. Aside from Tours, the new hammer might want to send troops to defend the Vatican.