Edit: Disclaimer- A tad lengthy, but hopefully worth it.
Sadly, Occhi, your fate in humanity was ill-deserved...
Unlike Bob, I won't let the log speak for itself. "!" means Archon comment.
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!My face lit up when I saw that. I'd been waiting for this opportunity ever since I saw the orginal, and suggested Bob make this thread.
<yur> hello
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<yur> hi
<Archon> Hey.
<yur> wats up
<Archon> Nothing really...
<yur> do you play diablo
<yur> ??
<Archon> Yes.
<Archon> Well, I did.
<yur> ok
<yur> well wat was yur best item
<Archon> Uhh...
<Archon> I never really ranked them.
<yur> are you leggittman
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> ????
<Archon> No.
<Archon> I am Archon.
<yur> ok
<yur> just checking
<yur> because i know this guy named leggitman and hes is from england
<Archon> No.
<yur> do you now him?
<yur> ?/
<yur> no?
<Archon> LegitMaan is from New Jersey, USA.
<yur> oww ok
<yur> hi leggitman
<Archon> Huh?
<Archon> He's not here.
<yur> do you know him
<yur> ??
<Archon> Yes.
<yur> how do you now him!!!
<yur> ??
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<Archon> This channel.
<yur> he better no be yur brother
<yur> ok
<Archon> Erm...
<Archon> No.
<yur> ok
<Archon> But why would that be bad?
<yur> well still he talks like and england reight
<Archon> Not really.
<yur> right!
<yur> well to me he talks like and england
<Archon> Do people from different countries type differently?
<yur> lol
<yur> yup
<Archon> I've never really noticed...
<yur> he says things like how do you do or well done and drinks tea funny
<yur> l9l
<Archon> Uhh.. O_o
<yur> ok
<yur> you are leggitman
<Archon> Am I?
<Archon> I am not.
<yur> trust me you rae
<Archon> Sorry.
<yur> ok<yur> well
<Archon> I wasn't trying to be.
<yur> ummm
<yur> ok
<yur> can i have your acc
<Archon> He's a friend of mine though.
<Archon> What?
<Archon> My account?
<yur> yur account
<Archon> For Battle.net?
<yur> ?? can i
<yur> yup
<Archon> No.
<yur> 4 b net
<yur> how come
<Archon> I still use it.
<yur> do you still play
<yur> wats yur best item then
<yur> ?/
<yur> ?
<Archon> Like I said... I've never really ranked them.
<yur> how come
<Archon> Don't see the point in it.
<yur> do you have uniqe ones
<Archon> Yes...
<yur> wind force? shaft stop? beruzza?
<yur> add me to yur /f list
<Archon> I've had a couple of those.
<yur> add me
<Archon> I don't play anymore.
<yur> wat
<Archon> I play Starcraft.
<Archon> Not D2.
<Archon> Well...
<Archon> RARELY D2.
<yur> no can i have your d2 account for battle net
<yur> dude can i ??
<Archon> I use the same one for both...
<yur> ??
<Archon> No.
<yur> ok
<yur> are you paulo
<yur> paulo\
<Archon> Who?
<yur> paulo
<Archon> Never heard of him.
<yur> because if you are im maurice con dome
<Majestic> he's paulo
<yur> ok
<Majestic> he's lying to you
<Archon> Hey!
<yur> wats yur real name
<Archon> Who is this Paulo?!
<Majestic> see?
<yur> majestic are you leggitman
<Majestic> LIAR
<Archon> T_T
<Majestic> no, i am kazaam
<Archon> Fine... I guess I have to be Paulo now...
!At this point, I gave in and just had to start messing with him.
<yur> paulo im not coming to your birthday party
* Archon is now known as Paulo
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Why not?
<yur> wats yur phone number then??
<Paulo> We're going to have a clown!
<yur> tell me to prove you are paulo
<yur> wat school do you go to??
!There's the proof of him not being 29... I hope.
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me smarty pants
<yur> come on
<yur> pimple hed
<Paulo> The one you do? >_>
<yur> do wat
<yur> ?? huh come on
<Paulo> Erm.
<yur> oww yea
<Paulo> ?_?
<yur> wats are teachers name
<Paulo> I'm confussled.
<yur> wats yur teachers name
<yur> huh tell me PAULO
<yur> tell me or die
* Paulo chooses death.
<yur> *ok
<yur> paulo is stuiped
<yur> lol
<yur> oww yea wats yur acc name iull add you
<yur> ill*
<yur> ill add you
<yur> wat is it
<Paulo> It's...
<yur> huh tell me pimple hed
<yur> pimple hed right
<yur> ??
<Paulo> *Goatse.cxlover20
!Again, I had to ^_^
<yur> pimple hed
<yur> nop
<yur> its jorgorf
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Oh, that's my other one.
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Who is this "pimple hed"?
<yur> its not jorgorf either stuiped pants
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Yes it is!
<yur> its alpha_blue
<Paulo> Nope.
<yur> you suck
<yur> yup
<yur> stuiped
<yur> oww yea wats my name
<yur> name bitch
<yur> come on tell me
<yur> hahah
<Paulo> Maurice.
!Couldn't he have picked a harder question? Like one that.... HE HADN'T JUST TOLD ME THE DAMNED ANSWER TO? No? Ok then...
<yur> ill gie you a clue im the guy who is cow_killer in attle nety
<yur> net**
<yur> tell me
<yur> tell me
<yur> come on pimple heded biotch
<Paulo> Oooo!
<yur> ha ha ha
<yur> your not paulo\
<yur> wait
<yur> ummmm
<yur> ok
* Paulo is now known as Pimple-Heded-Biotch
<yur> wats your last name??
<yur> huh tell me trhat
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I don't have one...
<yur> hmmmmmmmmmmmm
<yur> yur the crappeiest crsap i ever seen
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I'm just "Paulo". Like Madonna. @_@
<yur> stuiped hed
<yur> hahah
<yur> c ya lozer
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> Lozer?
<yur> and it was jorgorf idiot
<yur> or shidiot
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> Shidiot!
<yur> c ya crapster
<yur> yup
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I like that one.
<yur> bastard
* Pimple-Heded-Biotch is now known as Shidiot
<yur> oww
<yur> ya
<yur> nipple suck
<Shidiot> Keep them coming!
<yur> flapple jack
<yur> a22_hole
<Shidiot> These are great!
<yur> oww nice one huh
<Shidiot> Yeah...
<yur> a22-hole is the best
<yur> ummm
<yur> ivanna
<Shidiot> "Flapple Jack".... OWW! That burns...
<Majestic> hey
<Majestic> i'm coming to richmond to beat you up
* Looking up yur user info...
!This is where I looked up his hostname, and went to his ISP's (A Richmond Library!) site.
<yur> hey wat a22-hole
<yur> huh
<yur> howed you now i live there
<yur> grrrr
<yur> yur paulo
<yur> richmond
<yur> me
<yur> me??
<yur> little old me
<yur> shidiot type
<Shidiot> Are you at the library?
<yur> oww my gosh
<yur> how do you now that
<Shidiot> I know everything.
<yur> ??
<yur> grrr
<yur> hacker
* Shidiot is now known as Omnipotent
<yur> wat computer are you at ben
<yur> huh
<Omnipotent> 5.
<yur> wat
<yur> i mean the name
<Omnipotent> Dunno.
<yur> oww
<yur> huh
<yur> it said
<yur> welcome to richmond public library at the top of this web page
<yur> lol
<yur> claever
<yur> huh
<yur> im the master detective
<Omnipotent> Are you now?
<yur> yup
<Omnipotent> Cool. I'm your number 1 fan!
<yur> is that how you new were i was
* Omnipotent is now known as Master-Detective-Fan
<yur> the richmond library
<yur> oww yea
<yur> ok
<yur> umm
<yur> let me think
<yur> jelly-bean-dick
<yur> lol
<yur> good huh
<Master-Detective-Fan> Thank you, may I have another?
<yur> ok well
<yur> how about
<yur> nothing-knight
<yur> oww
<yur> leggitman
<Master-Detective-Fan> Heh.
<yur> you are leggitman
* Master-Detective-Fan is now known as LegitMaan
<LegitMaan> You caught me.
<yur> ''may i have another'' is englishy
<LegitMaan> Englishy?
<LegitMaan> Heh.
<yur> and you change your name every five minutes so that is how i didint now who you were
<yur> dover,leggitman.shidiot
<yur> hahah
<yur> you even are leggitmaaan
<yur> cause i only spelt leggitmaan with one a in tye man part
<yur> and dover does spell it withn 2 a's
<yur> awsome
<LegitMaan> Yeah, that's undisputable proof!
<yur> huh
<yur> master dtective
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<LegitMaan> Indeed.
<yur> to make it more proof...............
<yur> wat did you call me when i roared at you a few days ago
!Legit and he had a chat a few days ago...
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> tell me
<LegitMaan> Hmm...
<yur> elnglish boiy
<LegitMaan> A lot of things.
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<LegitMaan> I "muted" you.
<yur> choice a=dummy,choice b=furry,choice c crappy lozer
!Awww DAMN! How will I ever choose?... -_- Not only was I present the other day... but JESUS! Process of elimination, no?
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me
<LegitMaan> Furry.
<yur> ok
<yur> your him
<LegitMaan> Yep.
<yur> awesome man
<yur> ok
<LegitMaan> Guilty as charged.
<yur> well
<yur> hmm
<yur> who was majestic?/
<yur> ??
<LegitMaan> Paulo.
<yur> crap he is
<LegitMaan> Yeah.
<yur> wat school does he go to
<yur> wait
<yur> ...............
<LegitMaan> Richmond I think.
<yur> another crime to solve
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> umm
<LegitMaan> Yep.
<yur> are you leaderofdeath
<yur> ??
<yur> ?/
<yur> ???
<LegitMaan> Can't say that I am.
<LegitMaan> Or CAN I?
<yur> tell me the truth
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> ill have to solve
<yur> ok
<yur> well
* LegitMaan is now known as LeaderOfDeath
<yur> um wat is your barbs name
<LeaderOfDeath> TubGirlFiend.
!Again, sorry...
<yur> choice a= hulk-hunter.choice c=hells punisher.choice d=crappy lozer
!Hmm.... considering that only one of those is a possible character name, I pick B. Errr...! A, then.
<yur> huh
<LeaderOfDeath> A.
<yur> tell me
<yur> oww ok
<yur> well
<yur> is that your finnale ansewer?
<yur> ??
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep.
<yur> ok
<yur> wat weopon does he use
<LeaderOfDeath> Sword.
<yur> opps wrong to hell
<LeaderOfDeath> Fists maybe?
<LeaderOfDeath> I forget.
<yur> some swroda gay hammaer i prosume
<yur> opps
<yur> englindish voice
<yur> prosume*
<yur> is englindy
!HAH! Take that! Now you are the one that is Engl... no, wait. I won't even bother.
<yur> ok
<yur> now..............
<yur> englindy will now be also nown as frenchy
<yur> ok
<LeaderOfDeath> Erm...
<LeaderOfDeath> "Ok"?
<yur> and.....................wat is paulo's account name
<LeaderOfDeath> I'm confused to all hell by this. Oh great Master Detective!
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> ok
<yur> umm
<yur> well too bad french man
<yur> ok
<LeaderOfDeath> Jorgorf.
<yur> wat is paulo's acc name
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> omg you are him
<LeaderOfDeath> Yeah.
<yur> nop
<yur> haha
<LeaderOfDeath> No.
<yur> you fell for my trick
<LeaderOfDeath> Uhhh?
<yur> french people are always like that
<LeaderOfDeath> Trick?
<LeaderOfDeath> ...
!Just to stress my point, I repeat "..."
<yur> yup
<yur> im very tricksy
<yur> wat is my name and my acc name?//
<yur> ???
<yur> ???
<yur> huh
<yur> ok well hint
<yur> 1 hint only
<yur> my name is joseph and i called you a cripple
<yur> a=false. b=no
<yur> dude
<LeaderOfDeath> What the hell!?! O_o
<yur> type
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> let me ask you one more thing
<yur> wat is my account name??
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me'
<LeaderOfDeath> I'm confuzzed beyond... well, I'm just really confuzzed!
<yur> ok
<yur> deal=yur leader and majestic is paulo
<yur> ok\
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<yur> nastie is the gay guy right leader
!Gay guy leader?! What would that even be?
<yur> remember last time
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<LeaderOfDeath> Cow-Killer.
<yur> he he he he he
<yur> ok
<yur> you are leaderofdeath
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep.
<yur> man im awesome at this detective ass stuff
<yur> ok
<yur> dude
<yur> leader
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep, you're intelligent!
<LeaderOfDeath> Hmm.
* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
!Guess he was sarcasm intolerent.
* LeaderOfDeath is now known as Archon
<Archon> Aw nuts.
<Archon> Time to log it ^_^
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 19
!INTERMISSION @_@ During this time (About 11 minutes) Legit joined, and I sent him the log as of then but, oh my. There was more to come!
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<LegitMaan> oh well speak of the devil
<Archon> Hey there.
<yur> wtf did you say french boy
<yur> wat
* LegitMaan goes AFK
!I probably should have followed suit...
<Archon> Kak.
<yur> you are two diffrent peipe
<yur> omg
<Archon> I've split.
<yur> lol
<yur> wat
<yur> ok
<yur> this calls for a master-detective
<yur> ok
<Archon> Oh no... NOT HIM!
<LegitMaan> split...your pants?
<yur> wich one is paulo
<yur> ??
<Archon> He'll discover our SEHKRATS!
<yur> ???
<Archon> Yes, Legit.
<LegitMaan> cheers yur
<Archon> But I don't see the relevancy.
<yur> leggit is french and archon is amaerican right
<yur> yup i got it all undercontroll
<yur> ha ha
<yur> ok
<Archon> "AMAMERICCA!@@1111111111111111111111111111111!~````1111111111111one GOGO!!"
<yur> sehkrats
<yur> yup
<yur> im american two
<yur> ha ha
<Archon> Oh geez.
<LegitMaan> sup paulo
<yur> that makes it americans vs. crappy frensh
* Archon is now known as Paulo
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Not much.
<LegitMaan> @_@
<yur> crap
<yur> leggitman
<yur> huh
<yur> damn im comfused
<yur> paulo ill call you
<yur> ok
<Paulo> Ok.
<yur> remember this password
* Paulo waits for the call.
<yur> ms.ray is gay
<yur> ok
<yur> ill call you
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<yur> wat
<yur> chanserv is so gay
<Paulo> Is he?
<yur> ha ha ha i swore at him
<yur> ok
<Paulo> Maybe I could hook him up with somebody...
<yur> dude
<yur> well
<yur> me?<yur> dude
<yur> ok
<Paulo> No.
<yur> well ummm
<Paulo> Someone gay.
<yur> wat you say
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> leggitmasaan
<Paulo> Zoid's a taken man, I know. Hmm....
!Later, Zoid shared this PM with me:
<Zoid> [yur ) hahha yur the gay guy
<Zoid> [yur ) hahah gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) behing the ......................ewwww yur gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay!!
<Zoid> [yur ) type
<Zoid> kids these days
<yur> ha ha yha
<yur> ha hga ya
<yur> ha ha.ewww
<yur> remember
<yur> behind the shed
<yur> ewwwwwww
<Paulo> Huh?
<LegitMaan> haha
<Paulo> Buttsex0r?
<yur> behind the shed
<LegitMaan> "are you at my library?"
<Paulo> Alrgiht!
<LegitMaan> hah
<yur> damn
<yur> yup
<yur> damn right
<yur> ok paulo
* Paulo is now known as Butsexx0rz
<yur> id your paulo how old is paulo
<Butsexx0rz> Gah!
* Butsexx0rz is now known as Buttsexx0rz
<yur> if your paulo how old ishe
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me that pimple hed
<Buttsexx0rz> I'm buttsex.
<Buttsexx0rz> I rock.
<yur> ok
<yur> dude
<yur> leggitmaan
<LegitMaan> <LegitMaan> Indeed.
!Him reacting to he log.
<yur> were is that french
<yur> wat
<yur> wat
<LegitMaan> you make a better LegitMaant than me :(
<Buttsexx0rz> Hah.
<LegitMaan> did I just type LegitMaant?
<yur> ha ha ha
<Buttsexx0rz> No.
<yur> no
<yur> no
<LegitMaan> phew
<Buttsexx0rz> ^_^
<yur> nop
<LegitMaan> I should eat more carrots
<yur> dude
<yur> man ok
<Buttsexx0rz> Yeah... or or or SOMETHING!
<yur> your not paulo in real life man
!I guess that means he actually had to call...
<LegitMaan> haha
<LegitMaan> wait
<yur> wait wat
<LegitMaan> you weren't present during my conversation with yur right?
<yur> i wanna change my naem
<Buttsexx0rz> I was there.
<Buttsexx0rz> He's a furry.
<LegitMaan> d'oh
<Buttsexx0rz> @_@
<yur> wat
<LegitMaan> I thought you were afk
<Buttsexx0rz> I was.
<LegitMaan> but I'm sure you would've guessed "furry" anyway
<yur> furry
<Buttsexx0rz> But I read it after.
<Buttsexx0rz> ^_^
<Buttsexx0rz> Indeed....
<yur> roar
<LegitMaan> ahhh, using the powerful scroll
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> roar
<yur> lol
<yur> im awesome
<Buttsexx0rz> He must have cast a scroll of... SCROLL!
<yur> ok
<yur> tp or cowz tp or scroll of unid
* Buttsexx0rz is now known as BadWithPuns
<yur> dude do nipple-suck
<yur> or shidiot
<BadWithPuns> GIB LEG IDDOT.
<LegitMaan> <yur> opps
<LegitMaan> <yur> englindish voice
<LegitMaan> <yur> prosume*
<LegitMaan> <yur> is englindy
<BadWithPuns> IDDOT!
<LegitMaan> hah, so he was a brit all along!
<BadWithPuns> GIB LEG!
<yur> gib leg
<yur> huh
<LegitMaan> couldn't keep the dark sehkrat hidden from us
<yur> wat you say
<BadWithPuns> Main screen turn on.
!Sorry for that too @_@
<yur> wat you sayt white boy
* BadWithPuns is now known as ItsYou
<yur> ok
* ItsYou is now known as ETC
<yur> asdas
<yur> dude how do you change names
<yur> leggitmaan wanna team up against ''paulo''
<yur> ??
<yur> wanna
<LegitMaan> DUMeter is gonna expire tomorrow
!Poor Legit, actually trying to start conversation...
<yur> wat??
<yur> dude
<LegitMaan> does anyone know of a good free bandwidth monitor program that charts usage over many weeks and months?
<yur> ill be on d2 tommorow wanna play......................or add me
<yur> leggit private talk?
<yur> dude leggit
* ETC is now known as Archon
<yur> i got to go ok
<Archon> Aww.
<yur> sda
<yur> ad
<yur> ads
<yur> sd
<Archon> You're intelligence was just starting to rub off on me!
<Archon> Oh wait...
<Archon> In that case... GO!
<yur> wat
<Archon> QUICK!
<yur> wat
<yur> ok c ya
!^_^
<yur> wat??<yur> huh
<Archon> Kak.
!Kak- Originated by the Mongler of Chaos, Chaosmongler, this word means.... nothing, and everything. Ok... truthfully, it could mean anything.
<LegitMaan> eh?
<Archon> It all comes back to kak.
<yur> you wanty me to stay
<yur> kak wat?
<yur> kak
<yur> kak
<yur> kak
<yur> ok wait
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<Archon> Whew.
<Archon> ^_^
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!As always, Chanserv gets the last word.
Sadly, Occhi, your fate in humanity was ill-deserved...
Unlike Bob, I won't let the log speak for itself. "!" means Archon comment.
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!My face lit up when I saw that. I'd been waiting for this opportunity ever since I saw the orginal, and suggested Bob make this thread.
<yur> hello
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<yur> hi
<Archon> Hey.
<yur> wats up
<Archon> Nothing really...
<yur> do you play diablo
<yur> ??
<Archon> Yes.
<Archon> Well, I did.
<yur> ok
<yur> well wat was yur best item
<Archon> Uhh...
<Archon> I never really ranked them.
<yur> are you leggittman
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> ????
<Archon> No.
<Archon> I am Archon.
<yur> ok
<yur> just checking
<yur> because i know this guy named leggitman and hes is from england
<Archon> No.
<yur> do you now him?
<yur> ?/
<yur> no?
<Archon> LegitMaan is from New Jersey, USA.
<yur> oww ok
<yur> hi leggitman
<Archon> Huh?
<Archon> He's not here.
<yur> do you know him
<yur> ??
<Archon> Yes.
<yur> how do you now him!!!
<yur> ??
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<Archon> This channel.
<yur> he better no be yur brother
<yur> ok
<Archon> Erm...
<Archon> No.
<yur> ok
<Archon> But why would that be bad?
<yur> well still he talks like and england reight
<Archon> Not really.
<yur> right!
<yur> well to me he talks like and england
<Archon> Do people from different countries type differently?
<yur> lol
<yur> yup
<Archon> I've never really noticed...
<yur> he says things like how do you do or well done and drinks tea funny
<yur> l9l
<Archon> Uhh.. O_o
<yur> ok
<yur> you are leggitman
<Archon> Am I?
<Archon> I am not.
<yur> trust me you rae
<Archon> Sorry.
<yur> ok<yur> well
<Archon> I wasn't trying to be.
<yur> ummm
<yur> ok
<yur> can i have your acc
<Archon> He's a friend of mine though.
<Archon> What?
<Archon> My account?
<yur> yur account
<Archon> For Battle.net?
<yur> ?? can i
<yur> yup
<Archon> No.
<yur> 4 b net
<yur> how come
<Archon> I still use it.
<yur> do you still play
<yur> wats yur best item then
<yur> ?/
<yur> ?
<Archon> Like I said... I've never really ranked them.
<yur> how come
<Archon> Don't see the point in it.
<yur> do you have uniqe ones
<Archon> Yes...
<yur> wind force? shaft stop? beruzza?
<yur> add me to yur /f list
<Archon> I've had a couple of those.
<yur> add me
<Archon> I don't play anymore.
<yur> wat
<Archon> I play Starcraft.
<Archon> Not D2.
<Archon> Well...
<Archon> RARELY D2.
<yur> no can i have your d2 account for battle net
<yur> dude can i ??
<Archon> I use the same one for both...
<yur> ??
<Archon> No.
<yur> ok
<yur> are you paulo
<yur> paulo\
<Archon> Who?
<yur> paulo
<Archon> Never heard of him.
<yur> because if you are im maurice con dome
<Majestic> he's paulo
<yur> ok
<Majestic> he's lying to you
<Archon> Hey!
<yur> wats yur real name
<Archon> Who is this Paulo?!
<Majestic> see?
<yur> majestic are you leggitman
<Majestic> LIAR
<Archon> T_T
<Majestic> no, i am kazaam
<Archon> Fine... I guess I have to be Paulo now...
!At this point, I gave in and just had to start messing with him.
<yur> paulo im not coming to your birthday party
* Archon is now known as Paulo
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Why not?
<yur> wats yur phone number then??
<Paulo> We're going to have a clown!
<yur> tell me to prove you are paulo
<yur> wat school do you go to??
!There's the proof of him not being 29... I hope.
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me smarty pants
<yur> come on
<yur> pimple hed
<Paulo> The one you do? >_>
<yur> do wat
<yur> ?? huh come on
<Paulo> Erm.
<yur> oww yea
<Paulo> ?_?
<yur> wats are teachers name
<Paulo> I'm confussled.
<yur> wats yur teachers name
<yur> huh tell me PAULO
<yur> tell me or die
* Paulo chooses death.
<yur> *ok
<yur> paulo is stuiped
<yur> lol
<yur> oww yea wats yur acc name iull add you
<yur> ill*
<yur> ill add you
<yur> wat is it
<Paulo> It's...
<yur> huh tell me pimple hed
<yur> pimple hed right
<yur> ??
<Paulo> *Goatse.cxlover20
!Again, I had to ^_^
<yur> pimple hed
<yur> nop
<yur> its jorgorf
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Oh, that's my other one.
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Who is this "pimple hed"?
<yur> its not jorgorf either stuiped pants
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Yes it is!
<yur> its alpha_blue
<Paulo> Nope.
<yur> you suck
<yur> yup
<yur> stuiped
<yur> oww yea wats my name
<yur> name bitch
<yur> come on tell me
<yur> hahah
<Paulo> Maurice.
!Couldn't he have picked a harder question? Like one that.... HE HADN'T JUST TOLD ME THE DAMNED ANSWER TO? No? Ok then...
<yur> ill gie you a clue im the guy who is cow_killer in attle nety
<yur> net**
<yur> tell me
<yur> tell me
<yur> come on pimple heded biotch
<Paulo> Oooo!
<yur> ha ha ha
<yur> your not paulo\
<yur> wait
<yur> ummmm
<yur> ok
* Paulo is now known as Pimple-Heded-Biotch
<yur> wats your last name??
<yur> huh tell me trhat
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I don't have one...
<yur> hmmmmmmmmmmmm
<yur> yur the crappeiest crsap i ever seen
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I'm just "Paulo". Like Madonna. @_@
<yur> stuiped hed
<yur> hahah
<yur> c ya lozer
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> Lozer?
<yur> and it was jorgorf idiot
<yur> or shidiot
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> Shidiot!
<yur> c ya crapster
<yur> yup
<Pimple-Heded-Biotch> I like that one.
<yur> bastard
* Pimple-Heded-Biotch is now known as Shidiot
<yur> oww
<yur> ya
<yur> nipple suck
<Shidiot> Keep them coming!
<yur> flapple jack
<yur> a22_hole
<Shidiot> These are great!
<yur> oww nice one huh
<Shidiot> Yeah...
<yur> a22-hole is the best
<yur> ummm
<yur> ivanna
<Shidiot> "Flapple Jack".... OWW! That burns...
<Majestic> hey
<Majestic> i'm coming to richmond to beat you up
* Looking up yur user info...
!This is where I looked up his hostname, and went to his ISP's (A Richmond Library!) site.
<yur> hey wat a22-hole
<yur> huh
<yur> howed you now i live there
<yur> grrrr
<yur> yur paulo
<yur> richmond
<yur> me
<yur> me??
<yur> little old me
<yur> shidiot type
<Shidiot> Are you at the library?
<yur> oww my gosh
<yur> how do you now that
<Shidiot> I know everything.
<yur> ??
<yur> grrr
<yur> hacker
* Shidiot is now known as Omnipotent
<yur> wat computer are you at ben
<yur> huh
<Omnipotent> 5.
<yur> wat
<yur> i mean the name
<Omnipotent> Dunno.
<yur> oww
<yur> huh
<yur> it said
<yur> welcome to richmond public library at the top of this web page
<yur> lol
<yur> claever
<yur> huh
<yur> im the master detective
<Omnipotent> Are you now?
<yur> yup
<Omnipotent> Cool. I'm your number 1 fan!
<yur> is that how you new were i was
* Omnipotent is now known as Master-Detective-Fan
<yur> the richmond library
<yur> oww yea
<yur> ok
<yur> umm
<yur> let me think
<yur> jelly-bean-dick
<yur> lol
<yur> good huh
<Master-Detective-Fan> Thank you, may I have another?
<yur> ok well
<yur> how about
<yur> nothing-knight
<yur> oww
<yur> leggitman
<Master-Detective-Fan> Heh.
<yur> you are leggitman
* Master-Detective-Fan is now known as LegitMaan
<LegitMaan> You caught me.
<yur> ''may i have another'' is englishy
<LegitMaan> Englishy?
<LegitMaan> Heh.
<yur> and you change your name every five minutes so that is how i didint now who you were
<yur> dover,leggitman.shidiot
<yur> hahah
<yur> you even are leggitmaaan
<yur> cause i only spelt leggitmaan with one a in tye man part
<yur> and dover does spell it withn 2 a's
<yur> awsome
<LegitMaan> Yeah, that's undisputable proof!
<yur> huh
<yur> master dtective
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<LegitMaan> Indeed.
<yur> to make it more proof...............
<yur> wat did you call me when i roared at you a few days ago
!Legit and he had a chat a few days ago...
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> tell me
<LegitMaan> Hmm...
<yur> elnglish boiy
<LegitMaan> A lot of things.
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<LegitMaan> I "muted" you.
<yur> choice a=dummy,choice b=furry,choice c crappy lozer
!Awww DAMN! How will I ever choose?... -_- Not only was I present the other day... but JESUS! Process of elimination, no?
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me
<LegitMaan> Furry.
<yur> ok
<yur> your him
<LegitMaan> Yep.
<yur> awesome man
<yur> ok
<LegitMaan> Guilty as charged.
<yur> well
<yur> hmm
<yur> who was majestic?/
<yur> ??
<LegitMaan> Paulo.
<yur> crap he is
<LegitMaan> Yeah.
<yur> wat school does he go to
<yur> wait
<yur> ...............
<LegitMaan> Richmond I think.
<yur> another crime to solve
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> umm
<LegitMaan> Yep.
<yur> are you leaderofdeath
<yur> ??
<yur> ?/
<yur> ???
<LegitMaan> Can't say that I am.
<LegitMaan> Or CAN I?
<yur> tell me the truth
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> ill have to solve
<yur> ok
<yur> well
* LegitMaan is now known as LeaderOfDeath
<yur> um wat is your barbs name
<LeaderOfDeath> TubGirlFiend.
!Again, sorry...
<yur> choice a= hulk-hunter.choice c=hells punisher.choice d=crappy lozer
!Hmm.... considering that only one of those is a possible character name, I pick B. Errr...! A, then.
<yur> huh
<LeaderOfDeath> A.
<yur> tell me
<yur> oww ok
<yur> well
<yur> is that your finnale ansewer?
<yur> ??
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep.
<yur> ok
<yur> wat weopon does he use
<LeaderOfDeath> Sword.
<yur> opps wrong to hell
<LeaderOfDeath> Fists maybe?
<LeaderOfDeath> I forget.
<yur> some swroda gay hammaer i prosume
<yur> opps
<yur> englindish voice
<yur> prosume*
<yur> is englindy
!HAH! Take that! Now you are the one that is Engl... no, wait. I won't even bother.
<yur> ok
<yur> now..............
<yur> englindy will now be also nown as frenchy
<yur> ok
<LeaderOfDeath> Erm...
<LeaderOfDeath> "Ok"?
<yur> and.....................wat is paulo's account name
<LeaderOfDeath> I'm confused to all hell by this. Oh great Master Detective!
<yur> ??
<yur> ??
<yur> ok
<yur> umm
<yur> well too bad french man
<yur> ok
<LeaderOfDeath> Jorgorf.
<yur> wat is paulo's acc name
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> omg you are him
<LeaderOfDeath> Yeah.
<yur> nop
<yur> haha
<LeaderOfDeath> No.
<yur> you fell for my trick
<LeaderOfDeath> Uhhh?
<yur> french people are always like that
<LeaderOfDeath> Trick?
<LeaderOfDeath> ...
!Just to stress my point, I repeat "..."
<yur> yup
<yur> im very tricksy
<yur> wat is my name and my acc name?//
<yur> ???
<yur> ???
<yur> huh
<yur> ok well hint
<yur> 1 hint only
<yur> my name is joseph and i called you a cripple
<yur> a=false. b=no
<yur> dude
<LeaderOfDeath> What the hell!?! O_o
<yur> type
<yur> ok
<yur> well
<yur> let me ask you one more thing
<yur> wat is my account name??
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me'
<LeaderOfDeath> I'm confuzzed beyond... well, I'm just really confuzzed!
<yur> ok
<yur> deal=yur leader and majestic is paulo
<yur> ok\
* Nastie (~NastieBow@lsanca2-ar35-4-43-130-075.lsanca2.dsl-verizon.net) has joined #LurkerLounge
<yur> nastie is the gay guy right leader
!Gay guy leader?! What would that even be?
<yur> remember last time
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 20
<LeaderOfDeath> Cow-Killer.
<yur> he he he he he
<yur> ok
<yur> you are leaderofdeath
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep.
<yur> man im awesome at this detective ass stuff
<yur> ok
<yur> dude
<yur> leader
<LeaderOfDeath> Yep, you're intelligent!
<LeaderOfDeath> Hmm.
* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
!Guess he was sarcasm intolerent.
* LeaderOfDeath is now known as Archon
<Archon> Aw nuts.
<Archon> Time to log it ^_^
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 19
!INTERMISSION @_@ During this time (About 11 minutes) Legit joined, and I sent him the log as of then but, oh my. There was more to come!
* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) has joined #LurkerLounge
<LegitMaan> oh well speak of the devil
<Archon> Hey there.
<yur> wtf did you say french boy
<yur> wat
* LegitMaan goes AFK
!I probably should have followed suit...
<Archon> Kak.
<yur> you are two diffrent peipe
<yur> omg
<Archon> I've split.
<yur> lol
<yur> wat
<yur> ok
<yur> this calls for a master-detective
<yur> ok
<Archon> Oh no... NOT HIM!
<LegitMaan> split...your pants?
<yur> wich one is paulo
<yur> ??
<Archon> He'll discover our SEHKRATS!
<yur> ???
<Archon> Yes, Legit.
<LegitMaan> cheers yur
<Archon> But I don't see the relevancy.
<yur> leggit is french and archon is amaerican right
<yur> yup i got it all undercontroll
<yur> ha ha
<yur> ok
<Archon> "AMAMERICCA!@@1111111111111111111111111111111!~````1111111111111one GOGO!!"
<yur> sehkrats
<yur> yup
<yur> im american two
<yur> ha ha
<Archon> Oh geez.
<LegitMaan> sup paulo
<yur> that makes it americans vs. crappy frensh
* Archon is now known as Paulo
<yur> lol
<Paulo> Not much.
<LegitMaan> @_@
<yur> crap
<yur> leggitman
<yur> huh
<yur> damn im comfused
<yur> paulo ill call you
<yur> ok
<Paulo> Ok.
<yur> remember this password
* Paulo waits for the call.
<yur> ms.ray is gay
<yur> ok
<yur> ill call you
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 21
<yur> wat
<yur> chanserv is so gay
<Paulo> Is he?
<yur> ha ha ha i swore at him
<yur> ok
<Paulo> Maybe I could hook him up with somebody...
<yur> dude
<yur> well
<yur> me?<yur> dude
<yur> ok
<Paulo> No.
<yur> well ummm
<Paulo> Someone gay.
<yur> wat you say
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> leggitmasaan
<Paulo> Zoid's a taken man, I know. Hmm....
!Later, Zoid shared this PM with me:
<Zoid> [yur ) hahha yur the gay guy
<Zoid> [yur ) hahah gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay
<Zoid> [yur ) behing the ......................ewwww yur gay
<Zoid> [yur ) gay!!
<Zoid> [yur ) type
<Zoid> kids these days
<yur> ha ha yha
<yur> ha hga ya
<yur> ha ha.ewww
<yur> remember
<yur> behind the shed
<yur> ewwwwwww
<Paulo> Huh?
<LegitMaan> haha
<Paulo> Buttsex0r?
<yur> behind the shed
<LegitMaan> "are you at my library?"
<Paulo> Alrgiht!
<LegitMaan> hah
<yur> damn
<yur> yup
<yur> damn right
<yur> ok paulo
* Paulo is now known as Butsexx0rz
<yur> id your paulo how old is paulo
<Butsexx0rz> Gah!
* Butsexx0rz is now known as Buttsexx0rz
<yur> if your paulo how old ishe
<yur> huh
<yur> tell me that pimple hed
<Buttsexx0rz> I'm buttsex.
<Buttsexx0rz> I rock.
<yur> ok
<yur> dude
<yur> leggitmaan
<LegitMaan> <LegitMaan> Indeed.
!Him reacting to he log.
<yur> were is that french
<yur> wat
<yur> wat
<LegitMaan> you make a better LegitMaant than me :(
<Buttsexx0rz> Hah.
<LegitMaan> did I just type LegitMaant?
<yur> ha ha ha
<Buttsexx0rz> No.
<yur> no
<yur> no
<LegitMaan> phew
<Buttsexx0rz> ^_^
<yur> nop
<LegitMaan> I should eat more carrots
<yur> dude
<yur> man ok
<Buttsexx0rz> Yeah... or or or SOMETHING!
<yur> your not paulo in real life man
!I guess that means he actually had to call...
<LegitMaan> haha
<LegitMaan> wait
<yur> wait wat
<LegitMaan> you weren't present during my conversation with yur right?
<yur> i wanna change my naem
<Buttsexx0rz> I was there.
<Buttsexx0rz> He's a furry.
<LegitMaan> d'oh
<Buttsexx0rz> @_@
<yur> wat
<LegitMaan> I thought you were afk
<Buttsexx0rz> I was.
<LegitMaan> but I'm sure you would've guessed "furry" anyway
<yur> furry
<Buttsexx0rz> But I read it after.
<Buttsexx0rz> ^_^
<Buttsexx0rz> Indeed....
<yur> roar
<LegitMaan> ahhh, using the powerful scroll
<yur> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<yur> roar
<yur> lol
<yur> im awesome
<Buttsexx0rz> He must have cast a scroll of... SCROLL!
<yur> ok
<yur> tp or cowz tp or scroll of unid
* Buttsexx0rz is now known as BadWithPuns
<yur> dude do nipple-suck
<yur> or shidiot
<BadWithPuns> GIB LEG IDDOT.
<LegitMaan> <yur> opps
<LegitMaan> <yur> englindish voice
<LegitMaan> <yur> prosume*
<LegitMaan> <yur> is englindy
<BadWithPuns> IDDOT!
<LegitMaan> hah, so he was a brit all along!
<BadWithPuns> GIB LEG!
<yur> gib leg
<yur> huh
<LegitMaan> couldn't keep the dark sehkrat hidden from us
<yur> wat you say
<BadWithPuns> Main screen turn on.
!Sorry for that too @_@
<yur> wat you sayt white boy
* BadWithPuns is now known as ItsYou
<yur> ok
* ItsYou is now known as ETC
<yur> asdas
<yur> dude how do you change names
<yur> leggitmaan wanna team up against ''paulo''
<yur> ??
<yur> wanna
<LegitMaan> DUMeter is gonna expire tomorrow
!Poor Legit, actually trying to start conversation...
<yur> wat??
<yur> dude
<LegitMaan> does anyone know of a good free bandwidth monitor program that charts usage over many weeks and months?
<yur> ill be on d2 tommorow wanna play......................or add me
<yur> leggit private talk?
<yur> dude leggit
* ETC is now known as Archon
<yur> i got to go ok
<Archon> Aww.
<yur> sda
<yur> ad
<yur> ads
<yur> sd
<Archon> You're intelligence was just starting to rub off on me!
<Archon> Oh wait...
<Archon> In that case... GO!
<yur> wat
<Archon> QUICK!
<yur> wat
<yur> ok c ya
!^_^
<yur> wat??<yur> huh
<Archon> Kak.
!Kak- Originated by the Mongler of Chaos, Chaosmongler, this word means.... nothing, and everything. Ok... truthfully, it could mean anything.
<LegitMaan> eh?
<Archon> It all comes back to kak.
<yur> you wanty me to stay
<yur> kak wat?
<yur> kak
<yur> kak
<yur> kak
<yur> ok wait
* yur (~Lounger@io.yourlibrary.ca) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Archon> Whew.
<Archon> ^_^
* ChanServ sets mode: +l 20
!As always, Chanserv gets the last word.