Christmas Carols

[Occhidiangela]

Away into Danger
To battle we head
We charge into melee
Without fear or dread

Sometimes we teleport
Sometimes run in place
Avoiding collisions
While bugs eat your face

The demons are drooling
In Hell's Outer Steppes
I poke with my Warpike
They chew on my pecs

Once more overwhelmed
By the numeric odds
Those nitwits who hire me
MF running clods

Topaz in my Helmet
With Wealth as my shirt
I'd rather have Shaftstop
So I'd eat less dirt

A Rockstopper Hat
All upgraded with Runes
With those on my pals would
Sing less funeral tunes

Away into danger
No Sol's in my hat
That greedy MFer
Just makes monsters fat

He feeds me to Mehpy
I'm a Duriel Snack
My only revenge comes
When I can hold back

In Sanctuary, Chaos,
Some rube hits a seal
Then out of the ether
Come Balrogs with Steel

They're hopped up on Crack
And their breath, how it burns
When down goes my owner
No lesson he learns

"It's lag" he screams skyward
"And my merc's AI
Those hosers at Blizzard
Can make me just cry"

But little does he know
While he'll whine and vent
Each time he sees red screen
I earn ten percent!



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