03-12-2003, 05:44 AM
When approached by any female that trusts you with the question: "Does this make me look fat?".
Do NOT answer: "Where?"
oo.
100 points lost from the brownie bank, there. :blink:
Do NOT answer: "Where?"
oo.
100 points lost from the brownie bank, there. :blink:
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.